Cleggicated polisher of bullshit

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They seek him here
They seek him there
His furrowed brow
His perfect hair
Eagerly pursuing every single desperate vote,
He’s a Cleggicated polisher of bullshit.

He seemed so fresh,
He’s let us down.
There’s no mystique,
He’s just a clown.
“I agree with Nick” they said
But now they point and laugh,
He’s a Cleggicated polisher of bullshit.

Oh yes he is,
(Oh yes he is)
Oh yes he is,
(Oh yes he is)
Thinks he’s got some power but he hasn’t,
And when he clears his throat to speak it’s sure to come out right,
For he’s a Cleggicated polisher of bullshit.

Oh yes he is,
(Oh yes he is)
Oh yes he is,
(Oh yes he is)
One thing that he’s scared of that’s opinion polls
One week he’s all heartless, the next week he’s a saint,
For he’s a Cleggicated polisher of bullshit.

They seek him here
They seek him there
Consistency
Is very rare
Everywhere the coalition army marches on,
He’s still a Cleggicated polisher of bullshit.

Oh yes he is,
(Oh yes he is)
Oh yes he is,
(Oh yes he is)
His world is built round two so-different parties,
This power-hungry individual always makes a mess,
For he’s a Cleggicated polisher of bullshit.

Oh yes he is,
(Oh yes he is)
Oh yes he is,
(Oh yes he is)
He flits from lib to con just like a butterfly,
In matters of importance he’s as feeble as can be,
For he’s a Cleggicated polisher of bullshit.

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If you liked this, there’s more poems and sketches here, extracts from my novel here, and a selection of the best posts here. Oh, and please comment, like, share, whatever takes your fancy.

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